The Bored Boi: What Happened to Mr. Independent

Speed round late night opinions. Brought to you in bullet point

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:57:38 -0700

Under the cut because it’s tmi. soooooooooooooooooo like don’t click unless you wanna read tmi shit? cause it’s tmi seriously.

Got the HPV Shot today, I have two more of those. and I still don’t feel safe. Don’t cheat on your spouse if you have kids, it fucks them up.
My Nurse told me accidentally that she likes Anal sex…. which was weird. like I don’t get why non penis bodied people without body dysmorphia would have anal sex…. like you don’t have prostates so it just hurts?
I really need to learn how to go to a gay club and not hate everyone there… but like I do, the moment I walk in. it’s a problem
I’m fat and will probably die alone
I’m adding something new to my diet.. let’s see if it causes more desperation to work out.
The above bit is the tmi bit. lol but it’s ok.
I was at the club tonight, and there was this guy who I pretty much wanted to destroy…(sexually… like… you have no idea) but I haven’t had sex in so long, I actually feel like a virgin, and am afraid I wouldn’t know what to do?
also he was too hot.
also…. is there like a way I can weed out only boys with bear/wolf paw tattoos… cause… I pretty much only want to sleep with boys with bear/wolf paw tattoos for a while till I’ve slept with every one of them.
Cause damn.
also my tmi diet starts tomorrow cause…. I decided. yup

abrainonshuffle: languageek: Languages ranked from easiest to...

Sat, 25 May 2013 01:46:21 -0700

abrainonshuffle:

languageek:

Languages ranked from easiest to hardest for English speakers - Infographic found here.

Yssss

Here you go Irina

I think I will reach the height of maturity when I walk into a club and not hate EVERYONE there

Fri, 24 May 2013 22:29:41 -0700

I think I will reach the height of maturity when I walk into a club and not hate EVERYONE there

righteouspussypower: ‘colourbliind’ people

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:18:59 -0700

righteouspussypower:

‘colourbliind’ people

nyanjiroo-xe1-monochrome: Cologne Cathedral by gambajo on...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:00:34 -0700

nyanjiroo-xe1-monochrome:

Cologne Cathedral by gambajo on Flickr.

I’m worried about Amanda… like did you see her court photos? what’s going on?

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:59:58 -0700

I’m worried about Amanda… like did you see her court photos? what’s going on?

wolfcrown: A young British boy reading outside the ruins of a...

Fri, 24 May 2013 18:00:40 -0700

wolfcrown:

A young British boy reading outside the ruins of a bookshop after suffering bomb damage during the Blitz.

London - October 8, 1940.

mainlyapes: wouldn’t it be nice pfftche » mainlyapes brb...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:00:46 -0700

mainlyapes:

wouldn’t it be nice

pfftche » mainlyapes

brb internally hemorrhaging from the adorbz

matteleven: Not Literally’s Doctor Who parody, “Through...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:00:42 -0700

matteleven:

_{Not Literally’s Doctor Who parody, “Through Time”}

‘THROUGH TIME’ IS FINALLY HERE!!
I feel so proud and lucky to have been a part of this video, thanks again to Not Literally.

There are some of you who Started following me for boys, and like…. I have to say you guys...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:14:55 -0700

There are some of you who Started following me for boys, and like…. I have to say you guys were like…. jerky jerky people who I was like “I’d never follow you in a million years.”

but now, you guys are awesome, and sweet, and more aware of inequality and racism in the, world. and I’m like *you guys are perf*

BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:01:15 -0700

Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn

"In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate."

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:56:21 -0700

“In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.”

- Toni Morrison (via uglygirlsclub)

fandom-pride: fandomslutcakes: caskett12: Reporter: What...

Fri, 24 May 2013 14:00:44 -0700

fandom-pride:

fandomslutcakes:

caskett12:

Reporter: What made you lose 37 pounds?

Raven Symone: The pressure of society.

Finally a celebrity who says the real reason

I’m pretty sure that in an interview, that someone told her that she looks beautiful she said:

“I was always beautiful, now I’m just thin.”

I love her
Always have, always will

blackfemale: this is actually really pissed me off when I was...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:53:27 -0700

blackfemale:

this is actually really pissed me off when I was watching the movies, so I’m deleting the jokes

introtofeminism: i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:36:28 -0700

introtofeminism:

i didnt mean to become an angry feminist it just sort of happened because i looked out my window and woke the fuck up y’know

satanic2chainz: White privilege is Amanda Bynes showing up to court looking like someone’s Barbie...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:34:51 -0700

satanic2chainz:

White privilege is Amanda Bynes showing up to court looking like someone’s Barbie doll that got left out during a hurricane while Lauryn Hill has court mandated for counseling for talking about the very real ways the music industry keeps wealth from artists.

kaciart: Unlikely Lines to Read in The Bible [x] omg...

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:33:26 -0700

kaciart:

Unlikely Lines to Read in The Bible [x]

omg Hugh

stop

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 13:01:25 -0700

superpretty: lars bronseth

Fri, 24 May 2013 12:01:12 -0700

superpretty:

lars bronseth

lovingmalemodels: Gaspard Menier by Giovanni Zaccagnini for GQ...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:00:56 -0700

lovingmalemodels:

Gaspard Menier by Giovanni Zaccagnini for GQ Style